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Monday, January 23, 2006

WAITING, WANTING, NEEDING FOR YOU TO JUSTIFY MY WINE PRODUCT...

...this is gay on so many levels.

13 Comments:

Blogger Dessie said...

???

Details??

2:39 AM  
Blogger snarl71 said...

I've seen the Marilyn Merlot (get it?) but not Madonna wine.

What will they think of next?

7:08 AM  
Blogger ginab said...

Hmm...kabala whatever I 'spose doesn't mind the drink. But then how would you know, Matty? You're not Jewish.

Art is such a matter of taste (I'm talking about your photo undergrad student). The more an artist subjects an audience to their own personal taste the more oblique and yep downright pervy the enterprise. That's only my opinion, which is a derivative of taste.

I am whacked out busy!

8:26 AM  
Blogger matty said...

Oh, Dessie -- I have no further details to provide. I just saw that Madonna has had wine produced.

Karl -- I think Britney Shnaps would be a natural progression.

ginab -- You know, I want one of those pretty red strings for my wrist! But, just because I like that looks. And a couple of people have sent me emails telling me that 'Billy's" ideas might result in some amazing work. They might be right, but I don't wanna do freakish things in an orange jock strap. I do wonder if I would have had the same reaction if the strap had been of the standard color. Hmmmm...

9:33 AM  
Blogger ginab said...

yer sounded a little regretful, Matty. Probably the strap was orange because the ball was orange. Given the other instruction, what with your him-haw pointing out the b-ball, I see no need for the strap. There's room, I would bet, for negotiation. Still, the jewish assumption...I don't watch b-ball games often, but I have a hunch...

Now Ruth, err Madonna, she would know for sure. Cheers to Ruth!

11:48 AM  
Blogger ing said...

Him-haw?! Pass me the bottle, ginab.

12:37 PM  
Blogger matty said...

One does wonder what it might taste like.

12:48 PM  
Blogger ginab said...

Oh, if only it came in a bottle.

1:32 PM  
Blogger ing said...

The best part of waking up is him-haw in your cup.

1:40 PM  
Blogger Karyn said...

Ah.....EW.

Why is this necessary? (I'm thinking Marilyn Merlot is at least funny... Madonna wine is sad...Britney Malt Drinks would be my next best guess.) What's the "Ruth" / Madonna connect? Did I miss something Kabalawonderful?

5:47 AM  
Blogger matty said...

I do believe "Ruth" is Madonna's Kabalah name.

...I just want one of those cool strings to wear around my wrist! I wonder what my Kabala name would be????

11:12 AM  
Blogger Dessie said...

I name you, "Muffin".

You can have some string from my kitchen drawer if you want?

11:54 AM  
Blogger Karyn said...

If I weren't holed up here in the Quarantine Ward of Typhoid Karyn's hellhole, I would mail you some red yarn and an orange jock strap, with a re-birth certificate made out to "Guy".

Happy? =)

5:32 AM  

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