MILFORD BURNS UP THE GRASS AT HULA, "B" IS SO CUTE AND ING LEARNS TO GIVE PROPER HEAD...

This has been a big weekend! After over two years my dear friend, Milford, was announced as an official master of the hula! This was a moment he had been working so hard toward. It was an honor for us to watch and share in this very important day. I could see true bliss in Milford's face after the performance. In the next several days you will be able to see more of his day on his site! Check it out! Follow the link on the far left called "Digitic" ---- but here are a few pix from the day. The fog took over, but it didn't spoil the beauty of the dancing.

NOTE --- Milford has asked me to state that he is not a "master" of hula. My opinions are my own. But, I do think he was awesome!!!!
...work it, Milly!
...the gang on Milford's big day!
alan and me watching hula flash dancing!
...i'm in love with alan's shoes which he bought in Canada. i like to touch them. it makes him quite uncomfortable. which makes me like to touch them even more. i'm just that kind of guy. yeah. i'm edgy.
ing and milford bringing sunshine to a day that had none... (ing is so good at that!)

Then, we left Milford to hang out with his Hula pals and we headed for a few drinks at The Wild Side West in Bernal Heights. A super cool/mellow lesbian (but friendly to mix) bar!
...isn't B cute?
...i promise. i am not stoned. i just look that way.

As we sat around we ended up talking about the things that really matter in life --- you know, global warming, politics, Janis Joplin, and blow jobs. Actually, we mostly discussed blow jobs. This, of course, is the most important topic one can discuss. I hope you all realize this. Anyway, Ing confessed to this group of gay men that she has never felt too confident in the fine art of pleasuring a man and desperately wants to so that she can please this really hot guy she has been dating. Let's call him Cute ScreenWriter Guy. Anyway, we all gave her a few pointers. I found a beer bottle and gave a quick demonstration about the importance of breathing at the right time and in the right way. Alan, the resident expert of the bunch, gave the most helpful hint --- but that was whispered to Ing so only she knows what he told her. Anyway, I captured the moment of Ing trying to master the art on the beer bottle here ---

...OK, let's just say that Ing is a fast learner and I think that beer bottle even felt something. Anyway, I think Cute ScreenWriter Guy is in for a really nice evening. ...And, I wanna know what Alan whispered! Damn it!!!!

I think we might be seeing the new version of THE OMEN today. I guess it will be neat to see the Son of Satan mow down Mia Farrow with a tri-cycle. I mean, we all have wanted to mow her down with one from time to time, right? Speaking of cycles, Mark is giving me his old bike! Whoo hoo!

"...rant and rave to manipulate me. From the nipple to the bottle never satisfied. From the nipple to the bottle now the cow must die" ...wise words from Miss Grace Jones -- the Ultimate Slave to the Rhythm.