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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

MY LITTLE DOLLIE...

I don't know why, but I really want -- no, I really need one of the new Amanda LePore dolls! I know that they cost over $200 or something, but I think my life might end if I don't own one. They should set up a charity for folks like me who can't afford one.

...if Milford, Alan or Ing loved me -- they would steal one for me. (cough cough a clearing of the throat to indicate a signal)

...but more importantly. Why DO so many transexuals seem to look like Barbara Eden's eccentric younger sister?!?!? What's up with that?

...Discuss, please.

9 Comments:

Blogger Labbie said...

Because Barbara Eden's eccentric, younger sister was a transvestite?

11:23 PM  
Blogger ing said...

She was? Well shut my mouth! I thought it was a case of mistaken identity, but I guess it was only a wardrobe thang.

Matty, if you loved me you would have noticed that I have everything that doll has and in the same proportions. It's just, where did she get those beautiful eyes?

Alan and Milford will have to answer for themselves. I'm afraid they've been neglectful.

1:33 AM  
Blogger matty said...

Labbie -- Hmmm.. I wonder. I've never thought of Barbara Eden as eccentric. Maybe she is, tho. I don't know too much about her. Just seems odd that so many transsexuals remind me of her in a way. Odd, that.

Ing -- No, I didn't mean to imply that Ms. Eden is a transexual-- it's just that many T's look a bit like her. I think. I have noticed but they've not yet created an Ing doll. So, if you could get on to that, please. Alan doesn't read blogs and Milly hardly ever posts a comment. However, maybe he will write a poem about this and post it here. ??? Oh, Meredith has a writing a assignment for us! If only I could creat a link to her blog!

6:39 AM  
Blogger ginab said...

Well-um...my what large hands you have Barbara Eden's freaky-deaky sister.

Better to cover my large ass bossom, my dear.

(I'm hungover which doesn't suit me.)

7:04 AM  
Blogger ing said...

You know what they say about large hands. . . heh heh heh heh.

I have completed Meredith's writing assignment, and I have nearly finished my book of short stories. I get an A. Get on it, Matty!

11:49 AM  
Blogger Jon said...

That doll freaks me out- I've seen her at parties and she scares me....

4:01 PM  
Blogger matty said...

Gina --- Hang overs and Barbara Eden-like Trannies seldom mix well.

Ing -- I am going to crack that book yet!

Jon -- Of course the doll freaks you out! It is so fab! Now, have you been seeing the doll at parties or Miss Amanda? I love her.

11:10 PM  
Blogger Karyn said...

Matt. What the sweet fuckall do you want that doll for? It's creepy as hell! Sheesh! Bad as a clown!

And Barbara Eden, of late, looks like a caricature of femininity so I think it is a natural leap. She and T's both want to appear super hot, young and the epitome of nubile female essence. Erego... they kinda look alike. Just my guess.

6:36 PM  
Blogger digitic said...

So bulbous and soft
Her LED eyes entice
Breasts a woman make?

Mysterious wants
Trees bend to the passing wind
Straight man you are not!

Hope is love to be
Trust that it will soon find you
Rush not destiny.

6:20 PM  

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