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Monday, February 10, 2003

A Very Special Valentine

I received a Valentine's Day card in the mail! The envelop had little hearts all over it. It looked like it could be a Hallmark card, but there was no crown logo. I was most curious. I mean, Karl wouldn't be sending me a card ---- who could have sent it? ...and why?

I pulled the card from the envelop. There was an illustration of a handsome young stud on the cover with the following message: "Happy Valentine's Day, Baby!" I felt odd and concerned. Who would have sent me this card? I slowly opened it and read what waited inside ----

"Wishing you the longest-lasting, smoothest Valentine's Day ever! Love and KY-sses, Your K-Y Liquid Personal Lubricant"

I received a Valentine's Day greeting from sex lube.



posted by matty @ 5:08 PM 

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