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Sunday, November 06, 2005

DON'T BOTHER WITH WHISTLING A HAPPY TUNE!

As I just advised a dear friend, when you're a-scared or nervous ---- simply close your eyeys, relax your legs, feet, toes, arms, hands, fingers, visualize George Clooney naked, follow where ever that visualization might lead you --- and the fear/anxiety should melt away. ...or, at the very least, decrease in intesnsity.



If you're straight guy, replace George Clooney with Kate Bosworth or someone like that.

Actually, no -- let's all just focus on George Clooney naked and allow that to lead us where it might. You're bound to lose interest in what scares you!

posted by matty @ 2:26 PM 

9 Comments:

Blogger Dessie said...

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8:16 AM  
Blogger Dessie said...

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(today's word verification "xgaaye")

8:17 AM  
Blogger Lubin said...

I like George as much as the next man, but he looks like Frankenstein's monster in that last pic !

9:22 AM  
Blogger Karyn said...

Matt, you genius. I'm employing and enjoying your new stress management solution on an hourly basis. Nothing but nothing is getting done around here. HA!

xoxoxox

9:35 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

THis technique is fabulous and I'm going to try it but substitute Jake Gyllanhal in that Santa hat and nothing else.

;) Hoo rah.

1:41 PM  
Blogger Underling Revived said...

I"m with Lauren...I'll visualize Jake...

but, great idea!

1:50 PM  
Blogger matty said...

Aaron -- Yes, verification would be registering to the gayest level.

Lubin -- Ah, I thought that picture was kind of funny.

Karyn -- Glad I could help -- or distract.

Lauren & Karl -- OK, I know Jake G is really perfection and there must just be something wrong with me ---- but he is just too young for me. I look at him and I think "baby" ...cute baby, but I can't seem to go there even in fantasy! LOL! Now, Heath Ledger does not cause me this issue and I think they are the same age, right? Maybe Jake just looks younger to me. I don't know. But, substitute away! Whatever works!

5:00 PM  
Blogger matty said...

I just checked again -- and I think that second picture of Mr. Clooney is quite goofy/cute. Most "do-able"

...whatever happened to Breckin Meyer!?!? Must have been that little affair with Meg Ryan that did him in, eh?

5:50 PM  
Blogger digitic said...

George Clooney is still totally hot and if we ever had the chance to pass each other on the street and he said "Hello" I'd probably just fall to the ground in spasms.

Ever get the urge to invite famous people over for dinner? Nothing fancy, just a nice relaxed dinner with no pretense -- maybe some nice soup and then a couple of Indian curry dishes and a couple of vegetables on the side and a dessert that contained currants. That would be nice.

George, want to come over for dinner?

George Clooney and Matthew Broderick coming over for dinner some evening ... that would even warrant vacuuming the house!

7:48 PM  

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