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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

A DIFFERENT KIND OF FETISH

Just when I thought I had seen, heard and witnessed it all ---- last night, as I took a break from my endless job search, I took a look at the "adult" personals. Amid all the normal ones looking for things to be pulled, shaken, plunged and blown there was a one of the likes I had never seen. Somewhere here in the lovely city of San Francisco sits a 30 something gay male looking to hook up with a gay white male who wears glasses and is "geeky" ---- and, when he mets this man, he wants to assemble furniture purchased from Target. The ad stressed that the modual furniture must require assembly and has to come from Target -- preferably from the Mizrahi Collection. He then posted pictures of his favorite types of Target furniture which he wants to assemble with "the right guy" ---- part of me wanted to think this was all a joke. ...but, I don't think it was. I think the guy gets off on assisting geeky guys assemble Target furniture.

OK, kids, I really need to land a job. I know I've only been out here a short while -- but I want/need a job with benefits. Had a good interview today, but if I hear one more HR person tell me that they are concerned I would be "bored" or "not challenged" or that I am "over qualified" --- I am going to implode!!!!

Also, San Francisco is experiencing really odd weather --- it is raining. I hope this is not some sort of omen as rainy season ended last month. Oy!

3 Comments:

Blogger snarl71 said...

I wear glasses! Where was this guy when I needed my Target stuff assembling back in December! hell, I'd have flown him out to do it for me!

7:22 AM  
Blogger Miss Marisol said...

As I have learned from Dan Savage, there is a fetish for everything.

Why the Mizrahi collection from Target, though? It's so unsexy...it's like dorm room decor. Oh, wait...I have had a lot of sex in dorm rooms.

I hope your job hunting and gathering becomes more fruitful!

9:45 AM  
Blogger g8s said...

Y'know, you could dress the geeky part & see if he's willing to pay... =)

7:34 AM  

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