A DIFFERENT KIND OF FETISH

Just when I thought I had seen, heard and witnessed it all ---- last night, as I took a break from my endless job search, I took a look at the "adult" personals. Amid all the normal ones looking for things to be pulled, shaken, plunged and blown there was a one of the likes I had never seen. Somewhere here in the lovely city of San Francisco sits a 30 something gay male looking to hook up with a gay white male who wears glasses and is "geeky" ---- and, when he mets this man, he wants to assemble furniture purchased from Target. The ad stressed that the modual furniture must require assembly and has to come from Target -- preferably from the Mizrahi Collection. He then posted pictures of his favorite types of Target furniture which he wants to assemble with "the right guy" ---- part of me wanted to think this was all a joke. ...but, I don't think it was. I think the guy gets off on assisting geeky guys assemble Target furniture.

OK, kids, I really need to land a job. I know I've only been out here a short while -- but I want/need a job with benefits. Had a good interview today, but if I hear one more HR person tell me that they are concerned I would be "bored" or "not challenged" or that I am "over qualified" --- I am going to implode!!!!

Also, San Francisco is experiencing really odd weather --- it is raining. I hope this is not some sort of omen as rainy season ended last month. Oy!