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Thursday, August 07, 2003

My Thoughts on "Gigli"

It sucked. As I sat all alone in a 251 capacity theatre and watched J'Lo and Ben Affleck play thugs with hearts of gold, I decided that Lowes, General Cinemas & Hoyts Theatres all need to join hands and sue the hell out of Sony. Still, I am glad I saw it. You never know when you might come across a gem of really good-bad cinema and one must take a chance from time-to-time.

Oh, and just a quick warning to any of you who may decide to throw caution to the wind and watch this film ----- you will be forced to look at Lannie Kazzan's ass in a pink thong. There was no sort of cinematic warning ---- just BAM --- and there it is --- Kazzan in a thong. I am still in a state of mild shock.

posted by matty @ 10:55 AM 

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