Gettin' Down with J'Lo and B'Af! ...This Boy Just Can't Help It!!

Well, I am unable to resist the urge any longer. After reading and hearing every major film critic trash the new Jennifer Lopez/Ben Affleck romp, "Gigli" and seeing that Sony is having to force theatre chains to run the film for the full 2 weeks ---- I MUST see it with my own eyes.

I love really bad movies. You know, like "Valley of the Dolls" "Mommie Dearest" or "Boom!" ...sadly, for every bad film classic like "Xanadu" there are at least 4 just plain bad movies --- like Madonna's "Swept Away" or "Glitter" Sure, those two movies sucked, but not to the point of fun. They were just bad. I've a feeling that "Gigli" will turn out to be just another bad movie, but I just can't help it! What if it turns out to be bad in the "Barbarella" sense and I miss it on the big screen?!??! I would just die.

So, I've decided to put on my shades, wear a fake beard and purchase a ticket tomorrow so I can see the Gigli car wreck from the comfort of the multi-plex. It is just something I must do.