My Mom Thinks I Am Naked On A Plate

Am not sure what to think, but I guess I should be flattered that she thought it was me on the plate. Holly is my aunt. I am thinking that just about everyone my mother knows thinks I have posed for Jack Pierson in the nude for a limited edition plate. I guess that is cool. Maybe it will be one of the hot topics of conversation at my cousin's upcoming wedding.

I wonder if now is the time to let her know about my secret career in porn. You all know --- the underground one I made with Donnie Russo back in 1994.

Here is the post she made regarding my art investment in case you didn't catch it in the comments section:

Don't know where you are going dear, but given how far you've come I have faith it will be good places. Now about that Plate, Is that really you on that plate? My advice is DON'T HANG IT IN THE LIVING ROOM! But, I have to say you were always cute naked when you were a baby--you were so happy to be without diaper confining you--so I am not too shocked to see that you are still cute naked. Ha Don't kow what Holly will think when she looks this over--She'll probably think you still look cute naked. Ha LV Mom