Granny Porn

Apparently, we are stuck in some cyber porn cycle from Hell. So, when we turn on the internet some horrid bit of heterosexual porn pops up on the screen. And, I am sorry --- but straight porn is sick! What are my heterosexual brothers and sisters watching to get themselves off??? One site that popped up and it was called "Granny Porn" !?!?! I will not go into detail but she was doing things that most 70 year old women could never do and she was sporting a very cheap pearl necklace. ...If you know what I mean. Right now, there is a site that will not go away called, "Do my Wife" ---- who is really unattractive, by the way. Anyway, if anyone knows how we can get out of this gross cycle, please let me know. Or --- if you know how we can switch over to gay porn cycle --- please let me know.

Well, today was my first day without my assistant. It was rough. I took a taxi to the hospital to check on her and to meet her sweet little baby. He is soooo cute. And, I am not a baby person. He is 19 inches long and weighs 6.4 pounds. He is tiny and perfect! So cute! Her other two boys were there ---- I had picked up toys for each of them because I think it must be hard for a 6 year old and a 3 year old to adjust to a baby getting all of the attention. All three of her children are just dolls! And she looked great. So, just three more months for me to get thru till she returns.

oh no, what am i going to do? i am helpless without my assistant!!!!