The Return of Mrs. Beasley!
You know how there was always that one toy you wanted, but never got? Well, I had more than one --- but that is a whole different sort of blog notation. Anyway, I always wanted a Mrs. Beasley doll --- just like the one Buffy clutched throughout the run of "Family Affair" I was drawn to the idea of having a doll of an old lady.

I am still drawn to this concept. Who needs a teddy bear or a Barbie? ...well, OK -- I guess I need a teddy bear and a Barbie ---- but wouldn't it be cool to have a doll that has to wear glasses, an ugly dress and a bad hair style?!?!?! And, now for the new century --- they've given her a voice chip! Apparently she says things like, "Speak a little louder so I can hear you!" and that other sentence children love to hear, "I am so tired!" The voice is provided by former 70's hottie, Cheryl Ladd. At first, I thought this was a bummer --- but upon further reflection, I have to say that this is pure marketing genius!

We all need a Talking Mrs. Beasley Doll!

For those of you who may have noticed the comments to yesterday's post, Karl claims I was exaggerating about his bowling-induced pains. I was not. To make up for his false claim, I feel he should get me a Mrs. Beasley doll.

And I wanted to make a quick note about my pal, Doug! He rocks! --- and he made a valid point regarding the perils of bowling.